Since I am too shy to seek out men on my own, please send suggestions. If anyone knows guys who like (or more preferably don't mind) fat chicks, who are into musical theater, who are sensitive and not afraid to cry, who are into Joss Whedon, and who are MOST IMPORTANTLY not into penis, send them my way.  I know I ask for much. Straight men who love musical theater are hard to come by. I also like men old enough to be my father, but I'm not THAT picky:P